I laugh like The Wicked Witch of the West after a few drinks. My name is a grammatical error. Nerdfighters till the end.

 

dduane:

christiantheatheist:

This man is invaluable. Let’s elect him King of the World and kick back to watch him fix things so everything works.

(Source: fyjonstewart)

ryannxp:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day
The text reads: 
“First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.”The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.”

ryannxp:

JC Penney’s new ad for Father’s Day

The text reads: 

First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He’s the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver—all rolled into one. Or two.”

The text at the bottom reads: “Real-life dads, Todd Koch and Cooper Smith with their children Claire and Mason.

(Source: benppollack)

siriused:

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too 

itscandidlycara:

ghoulscomecrawling:

naturalhumbleafrican:

queennubian:

biyuti:

str8nochaser:

My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk. 

I’m in love with that comment…

The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow. 

That comment was just perfect.

Rebloging for that damn comment that made me snort my drink at the screen.

My thighs touch! And I love it. Genuinely, I think I personally would look really weird if they didn’t. 

The comment.

itscandidlycara:

ghoulscomecrawling:

naturalhumbleafrican:

queennubian:

biyuti:

str8nochaser:

My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk. 

I’m in love with that comment…

The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow. 

That comment was just perfect.

Rebloging for that damn comment that made me snort my drink at the screen.

My thighs touch! And I love it. Genuinely, I think I personally would look really weird if they didn’t. 

The comment.

geekmehard:

Four-year-old comic book fan Anthony Smith is deaf in his right ear and has hearing damage in his left. He also refused to wear his hearing aid (which he calls “Blue Ear” because it is blue), because “superheroes don’t wear hearing aids.” So in a long-shot attempt to help her son, Anthony’s mom emailed Marvel for ideas.

“She didn’t know a specific person to write to here at Marvel, and even figured it might get caught in our spam filters, but she sent it in anyway, because that’s the kind of great parent Christina is,” said Marvel editor Bill Rosemann. “And it was her inspiring effort to help her son that touched so many of us here. As a fellow parent of a toddler, I can understand where she’s coming from, so I forwarded the email around the rest of Editorial, asking what we could do to help, and like when Cap yells, ‘Avengers Assemble,’ the gang leapt into action.”

Not only did Anthony receive an image of the superheroHawkeye,who lost 80 percent of his hearing back in the ’80s and wore hearing aids — Anthony also received a drawing, by Nelson Ribeiro in Collected Editions, of a brand-new superhero: “Blue Ear.”

Now, with his hearing aid back in, Anthony is able to “fight battles and help people.” His preschool, for hearing-impaired kids, recently hosted a superhero week to inspire the students to overcome their limitations.

DON’T miss the video. It’s the best thing you’ll see all day.

Gotta hand it to Marvel, you guys did good. So awesome! 

leee-duh-vigh:

Just putting it out there - Alex’s hair is particularly amazing today. Wow.

leee-duh-vigh:

Just putting it out there - Alex’s hair is particularly amazing today. Wow.

fishingboatproceeds:

moderatelyhumorous:

My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read

Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

fishingboatproceeds:

moderatelyhumorous:

My mother left me a note to tell me how thankful she was that I suggested such an uplifting novel for her to read

Parent/Child relationship: You are doing it right.

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet.

Ralph Waldo Emerson (via imfantasyparade)

(Source: quote-book)